So I haven't blogged in aaaageeeees-ish.

Saturday I had really good intentions to do all the work I was meant to have done by today....that went down the drain as soon as Flik said she needed to go shoe shopping...so we went, I bought new flatties :] and new something else (I think) but I forget....I finally got Brendo a b'day present too =] a heaps nice belt.

Sunday I ran around like a crazy mofo dropping off resumes cause I'm SOOO sick of hospitality. Then went to work, on the way I broke my car (don't ask me how, I don't know), then was 20 mins late...ooooooopsies!

Monday I took Ben to the aquarium, met Sarah there and we had an excellent adventure which resulted in seeing a dugong with a hard on, then proceeding to buy a mystical dugong hand puppet hehe =]. Came home and had din dins, then put my art book together before crashing out. I really need a new phone charger! But too broke to buy one. Fail.

Today I went back and had a crazy day trying to get stuff done in time for whenever itwas due. Now I'm chilling at Brendo's watching "Showgirls"...just ate some Grain Waves...

I miss knowing I'm the only special one. Work tomorrow...-sigh-

Sleepy as. Night.

meh.

There are some fun photos.
Well...........I worked today.
That's about it.

I'm blah.

Nahnahnah.

Stranger: we all lost a lot of ourselves in the war

You: i can give her a consolation chicken?

Stranger: no no no, she will catch the salmonella she will

You: that was the plan

Stranger: the cold wet embrace of salmonella is not very consoling at all

You: how about bird flu?

You: no?

Stranger: nothing says "ma'am you husband's on a bus that will explode if it goes under 40, but the bus can't go past 35, and he has a husband and might know you're cheating on him" like the bird flu

You: Then I feel thats what we're going for

You: package up some asians

Stranger: they're so cheap

Stranger: and what are they squinting at anyways?



Oh god. I amuse myself way to easily. Lol @ www.omegle.com



Anyway, I kinda forgot where Thurday and Friday went in the last blog.
Last Thursday was spent at Newy Art Gallery checking out the Art eXpress stuff, which was good! and the "9 Shades of Whitely" exhibition BORING!
Demi and I had sweet chats with ...Luke? I think his name is? The art gallery dude? I don't know.
About some guy who made a sculpture piece which looked more like novelty anal beads than anything else haha.

Then we went to Diabolik and had legit HOURS of chats about total bs that you wouldn't usually say in public haha. Then we wents to Gardo and I buyed a beanie and some fake eyelashes. numnum pretteh! >.< onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjOXnDC7VA_OPaeFTfvXgiaRWtTtrSw0sBCtdHl_uQmTy05PKadC1NZ6xGfGBzQE-tWeSIvZs89gyHDXYfoI5JMzEa_UobOfHKYyTScu0KrX3FkU_ABUOsx-oLgpJW2fNbJtH9sYuGpBM/s320/17-04-09_1228.jpg">
Some crazy asian lady who committed herself to a mental hospital:



It was awesome

The last exhibition was about literary myths and was somewhat less exciting.

True story guys.

-sniffles-

Well yesterday I had a pretty good day.
Brendo and I, plus his brother, his bro's girlf and a whole bunch of other people hired a mini bus and went wine tasting.

Haha I started drinking at 9am and just kept going ALL day. It was great. We went to Calais Estate, First Creek, Littles and had lunch at Harrigans...which is practically work haha. Oh well.

Then on the way home we did a sweet pub crawl and stopped at one pub. Hahaha good effort.

I've discovered that I love Riccadonna. Best champagne/sparkling/whatever. It's soooo good.

My nose is running, I slept badly last night and i keep sneezing. Blah!

But oh wells :]

I'll live.

We're both different people and although I miss it, I guess the space is a change. Meow.

Sketchy as.

I dyed my hair the other night.

Well, it's a new day.
My body hates me and is freaking out.

I watched Gangs of New York last night, it went for ages, and I didn't particularly enjoy it.
I expected so much more.

It's 10am and i'm still wearing a towel.
I love holidays.

My mind is sketchy and all over the place right now.
I think I'm going to have a painting night tonight.

Yes.

Well at the moment I'm dying my hair and watching South Park.

I've watched sooooo much of it lately, it gets all stuck in your head and makes you go loopy haha.

Had a great fight with Dave tonight. I don't know what's going on. Eh.

I have to sleep alone tonight. That makes me feel lonely and lame. Both at the same time.

I should probably go wash the dye out soon.

Fascinating.

Five days.

The past five or so days have been hectic.

Thursday - paid for my flight to NZ, then went to Jackie's farewell and got all kinds of fucked up. Went home to Brendon's and passed out for the night.

Friday - me and Brendo went to visit family in Sydney, we hung with my family, then I drove us to Maroubra beach. It brought back all kinds of memories and made me miss Sarah like crazy. Friday night me and Brendo went back to his and we just crashed early, we were fucked haha.

Saturday - I worked all day, it was hectic and by the end if it I hated humanity. Why do people who eat at restaraunts have to be so disgusting? Eugh...went back to Brendo's that night and just chilled, I was sooooooooooo tired and sore.

Sunday - brought easter and Brendo's b'day. We woke up, I gave him some b'day fun, then we went to church to keep his nanna happy. It reminded me how much I fucking hate organised religion. We then went to his nanna's for breakfast, I sat there and ate Grain Waves, i'm addicted, they're so damn good. Then we went to Pelican and had lunch with his family. We then went to the Mary Ellen and had drinks to farewell a friend of his. Then we went back to his house and he got fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up drunk and sung songs from Rocky Horror, it was heaps funny :]. We crashed after the party.

Monday - we woke up late and stuff, it was good. Then we just chilled all day, I cooked lunch and then we napped and watched South Park :]



My phone is fucked up, it won't send/receive texts. It sucks cause it means I can't talk to Dave properly =[ I miss him. He probs doesn't notice, but I do. I understand cause we've both been busy, and he's with Ally and his girl and what not, but eh. Doesn't matter.

I have a new found love for South Park =] it's so intelligent. Sorry about the long boring belated blog. Not that anyone reads thing.

terrible.

I just realised how guarded I am.
All the time.
When I talk, when I blog , just all the time.
Meh.

Last night I was sick.
So very, very grossly sick.
If I was Brendon I'd never wanna talk to me ever again haha.

Panadeine, no food and half a bottle of vodka in a short period of time is never a good mix. Never.

Plus I was freezing my fucking arse off and now I have the sniffles >.< damnit.

Eugh.

I feel terrible.

Awwwwwwwwwwww.

No ducks today, but I'm still feeling fine.

Thanks to eons of generosity I got my money for the flight.

Tonight is my friend Jackie's farewell, she's moving to the other side of the country.

Other than that, it's a great excuse to get drunk on dirt cheap wine and chill with friends.

I'm gonna miss her though.

I just spent about an hour in the shower, it really is the best place to think.

Now I'm clean, happy and sitting here blogging in a towel.

Excellent.

I'm going to miss her. Blah. (she's on the left, i'm on the right)

le sigh,

I need a get rich quick scheme.
How do I turn $100 into $470?
In 24 hours?

Fucking airlines are arseholes.
Cancel my flight you jerks.....
Well, don't really. Please.

I'm going nuts.
But watching the ducks makes me feel better, they're so cute.
And they don't give a shit about anything except the other ducks and eatin' foods.

Ducks don't need money.
They don't need airlines.
They don't need to pay phone bills, car rego or insurance.

I want to be a duck.

I am a shit human being because I can't stay awake after 10pm

Dance.

There is never a bad time to dance.
Inside my giant cardboard box, out of the box, doesn't matter, it's never a bad time to dance.

Right now for instance, I'm dancing to Kanye West.
Just because I can. Win.

Today was my last day. Started it nice and hyper-active, and somewhat retardedly.
Which I'm sure Dave loved =P

I'm boooooooooooooooooored.
I have a car full of art to do. And soon I must cook.

The end.

Smoke and mirrors.

So today was fairly boring.
Still fatigued as all hell.

Two assessments left before it's all finished for a while.

I need it to be finished, before I shoot myself in the foot because I can't be bothered turning up.

Debt is stressing me out to the point where i'm going legitimately insane.
I spent an hour today sitting inside a barely lit cardboard box. Normal, I know.

Evidently you light up the face of a teacher when you light a cigarette mid class.